Alright, so I am going to break down who I think is the top 5 for having the strongest legs in the school as staff, but if you think otherwise… I don’t care.

In the number one spot, I mean, we have to have Mr. Reeser (Travis). I feel like it’s pretty obvious why—I mean, we all know he used to hit the gym in his prime, and he is still working out TO THIS DAY! He knows the perfect form, and he always knows how to fix it if you’re doing it wrong.

Number two, we’ve got to have Mr. Rogers (Bradley). When he wears shorts, I mean, we can tell that he has a strong squat or deadlift—who knows? But he has decent calf muscle as well, we can’t lie. He just gives off a strong-man vibe, and to be honest, I would be scared of him.

In the number three spot, we’re gonna say it’s Mr. Sharp (Daniel). I mean, Mr. Sharp probably had well-defined legs in his prime. Me personally, I haven’t seen his legs, but Carter has a good squat, so if the genes kicked in good, then that means Mr. Sharp was good in his squat.

Number four spot, I think it’ll have to go to Mr. Ganvoa (Israel); he looks strong, not gonna lie. If you look at him closely enough, I mean, he could have probably squatted like 235 in his prime, not gonna lie.

Last but definitely least, we have Mr. Deardorff (Brandon). I mean, to be honest, he’s just tall; I don’t really think he is that strong. It’s just his height that gives off “strong vibes,” but believe me, he’s not.

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