I did the work and went to ask some of our fellows teachers what is the thing that students do that leads to them not doing well in that class.( Alleged).

The jokester Mr. Rogers responded with, “The most common thing a student can do in order to do poorly in my class, is not laugh at my jokes.” now I think there might be a little delusion since yk… jokes are meant to be funny!

Nature guy Mr. Tykilla says “Goober Dash, sleeping, Taki fingerprints on assignments, sleeping, post lunch allergies, showing up once or twice a quarter.  Do you need more?” I think that was more than enough….

The guy that just uses extra words just to confuse you Mr. Sharp gave more than enough saying:

• Their friends (the fake ones on social media) – You know that kid who you would never talk to at school, yet you have them on Snap—they are dragging you down—subliminally.

• Socks – Mismatched socks affect blood flow in the body. It is science. There is an evolutionary affect on the effect. Think about it.
• Air particles – They are everywhere and all present at all times and flowing into the nostrils, mouth, and ears. The Oxford comma is at play.

I don’t even know..

Last but not least the shiniest of them all, Mr. Reeser, had to say, “They try to look as good as me but then realize that I am like no other specimen on earth. Then they get sad and give up…….it’s a vicious cycle.” Whatever floats his boat…

There you are, everyone you heard it here ways to make sure you succeed in school!

M.A